Shall we compare thee to a perfect pair?
Thou art more unlike and more obstinate.
Tough luck if ever a Bavarian heir
Can live in peace with her Prussian mate:
She complained he too long in his office stayed,
while he normally whines,
When she arrives again one hour late:
"By chance, did you perhaps forget the time?";
But thy eternal quarrelling shall not fade,
¾ and take this from a professional ¾
But every row can good be made
¾ and make-up sex is truly exceptional ¾
So long as men can kick and wifes can squeeze,
So long you'll quarrel, and this quarrel gives life to thee.